mindykahling:

My sis: What’s so funny about Nickelback? Why are you always laughing??

Me:

indiedrone:

janothar:

apparentlyeverything:

the-mouth-albums:

in-tenebris-inanis:

psiblue:

the-whovian-down-baker-street:

Millennials and Gen Z: Trump shows signs of being a genocidal dictator, we shouldn’t vote for him

Baby boomers: OOOOO Is your Safe Space being violated by his comments snowflake??? How AWFUL IT must be to have a REAL man for president instead of OoOoBamA

Trump, after being voted into office: *leaves the UN human rights council, puts hundreds of young children into prison camps and tent cities, takes away valuable items like rosaries similar to the removal of rings during the Holocaust, puts babies and toddlers into foster homes/orphanages, literally treats ACTUAL CHILDREN like prisoners for wanting a better life elsewhere*

Baby boomers: oh….oh no….

Millennials and Gen Z: *stare into the camera like they’re on the office*

bold of you to assume the boomers have reached the “oh no” point

bold of you to assume they ever will.

When are we gonna stop pretending like this is strictly a generational gap as if there aren’t a shit ton of alt-right millennials

UNfriendly reminder that whiteness was a MUCH stronger predictor of voting for Trump than age.

i know (knew) white gays who voted for trump, in other words, their racism was more important than their basic human rights, race is definitely a stronger indicator of political beliefs

officialcrow:

dekutree:

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

murkmen:

moonlandingwasfaked:

nearer-my-god:

Being the family’s assigned IT person is fun because everyone gets annoyed when you don’t know what to do

also they don’t try to do or teach themselves anything, becuse they can just get you to do it for them!

and it’s such a chore to put on the pennywise makeup every day too like ugh

yourfavisilliterate:

You are illiterate

pencilcomics:

What my week old spaghetti sees when I’m microwaving it at 4 am

intellectual420:

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

(Source: pettyboy)

worldsworstfather:

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

(Source: hexglyphs)